About

I am a sarcastic, eccentric sexual deviant. Actually, as deviants go, I'm not that sexual, but everyone seems to perpetually think I'm leading them on. On other fronts, I thumb my nose at uptight religious types. Lay off Dita Von Teese, yeah? You people are the reason I quit youth group and replaced it with my now weekly GSA meetings.

hobbies: jumping on my bed, watching RHPS on dvd, enjoying battery-operated goods, playing guitar, playing doctor, writing dumb songs, making cake, stalking